Monday, March 27, 2006

Congrats Post Secret!!! Blog of the Year!



SSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! It is a SECRET!

Congratulations to Post Secret for winning a Bloggie for Best Blog of the Year!

If you have never been to Post Secret it is www.postsecret.com .
It is a very interesting and somewhat creepy site. Creepy in that I feel like a voyeur reading other people's deepest darkest secrets.

In honor of Post Secret's win, today I invite you to tell me some of your secrets. If you are someone who reads my blog, but never posts, then this is the perfect opportunity for you to say hello. What better way for us to get acquainted than through sharing some secrets--HA! If you are a regular poster/friend...then please tell me some secrets I did not already know about you. I am always looking for good fodder to tease my friends with.

Here are a couple of my secrets:

When a cashier at a store asks me for my phone number I ALWAYS make one up.

You know those stupid subscription cards they stick in magazines? Well I sometimes fill them out with crazy made up names and addresses and mail them back to the publishing companies. Like Funky Monkey Road in Butternut Squash, Utah. Just crazy stuff. I know it is wrong, but when I cannot even read a Vogue without makeshift confetti falling on my lap--well it annoys the hell out of me!

I eat fish sticks for breakfast. I know this sounds gross--that is why I keep it a secret.

Please share some of your secrets with me!

(the photo is of a very silly mystery girl, the hat is for Melanie because she does not feel good today)

18 Comments:

Blogger White Rose Boy said...

Fish sticks for breakfast Yuk

I only tell the truth on my blog.

8:53 AM  
Blogger Yesrie said...

>> You know those stupid subscription cards they stick in magazines? <<

Blow-ins, yes. They're still angry from the press room, about having been fired from an air-cannon into the magazine; hence their desperate, messy escape :> Aren't you sad for them now? You could elevate them to bookmarks. There's a career change in the right direction.

Notice how neatly I've avoided secrets? Okay, one. Kids, don't try this at home:

I put dead light bulbs in the regular trash. The glass-recycling guys won't take them, and I'm secretly convinced that I followed the regulations trail all the way up the food chain, it would eventually require me to accompany my dead light bulbs to a Federal facility in Nebraska or something. And only on alternate Earth Days.
Yez

9:05 AM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Hello White Rose Boy-

Thanks for visiting. Your critique of my secret is in no way sharing of your own secret.

SPILL IT ROSIE BOY!

Just kidding!

9:05 AM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Yez,

I put dead light bulbs in the regular trash too. I often feel guilty that some innocent trash collector will cut his hand, or some stray animal walking through the landfill with cut it's foot, but you know lots of people do not recycle ANYTHING. I recycle just about everything I possibly can. I think we should have trash containers, plastic/glass, aluminum, and a sharps container so you and I can quit feeling so guilty. Do you want to write the letter or should I?

9:10 AM  
Blogger melanie said...

I love the hat! I knew it would look perfect with your hair when you are not wearing a ponytail :^p

Secrets...hmmm. I let a guy at work get to third base with me in a conference room last week even though he is a major JERK just because I was bored and wanted to take a break to prevent "office coma." I could have just as easily surfed over to your blog or MUA, but I opted for a lusty encounter instead. Scandalous enough for you, Peej? :^p

2:34 PM  
Blogger lostokie said...

I love the Lucy disguise!

Secrets?

I really want to put an application in at Melanie's office! Hmmm - who does she remind me of? Who would do such a thing? Could it be Saaaaaa-tin?!

I'll take you down memory lane. I once made out with a woman all night at In-Cahoots, OK who was twelve years older than me (I was 21) and worked with one of my good friends mother. Yes, you know this friend! She was a great kisser and cute as a button.

Oh, I like this game. Tell me a juicy one and I'll tell you another one. I've got tons!

Monkey man - OUT!!!

11:27 PM  
Blogger Annieytown said...

Melanie wins.
I got nothing like that.

No good cute secrets here.

3:37 AM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Damn Melanie!!!!

I think you win the prize. Gettin' freaky in the conference room??? WOW. I have never had a lusty encounter at work...however at the hospital I used to work at, the stairwell was one hot makeout place.
Oh by the way Mel-lostokie wants to "put an application in" (nice play on words C.) at your office!--lostokie is one handsome devil, but I think you could teach him a thing or 2 or 7!!!! He has really long legs that you could bend like a pretzel! HA

Thanks for the kind words re: the hat. DH thinks I look Russian.
I hope you are feeling better.

Lost Okie-

Melanie just might be taking applications. I will get with her on this.

How did I NEVER see you at In Cahoots? I used to hang there ALL THE TIME. I miss IN CAhoots, and penny beer, and the round dance floor, and walking around and around and around the dance floor.
So, you made out with a woman that used to work with BW's Mom? I know he was your best friend. So, you have always had a thing for older women? You are an interesting creature.
Great Lucy comment. I love Lucy!!
I will have to think about what secret I chose to reveal to you....
Um in college I dated my teacher...how is that?

Annie--

I am sure you have SOMETHING? Dig Deep. Anyone who talks in public about CoCo Chanel's lovers as a small child, has a few secrets of her own!

xo
Jen

3:54 AM  
Blogger Fightin' Mad Mary said...

Parisjasmal - that's you in the photo isn't it? Have you finally come out and shown your face on your blog?

7:11 AM  
Blogger lostokie said...

PJ -

No it was not a friend of BW's mom. Do you think I would make it that easy? You do know this person though.

I (strangely enough) didn't get to hang at In Cahoots (OK) all that much during its hay-day. Not much- meaning that I have still been there more than 20 times. I had moved away by the time we were of our mid-20s-party-like-an-adult-days. Count yourself lucky that you didn't run into me then. We would probably know each other on a much deaper level!!! Of course, I mean...on a much deaper psychological level! Yeah, that's the ticket.

I call -WEAK- on the teacher dating story. It doesn't count. Can't use it. Try again. Besides what female couldn't have slept with one of their teachers? I saw your grades in HS. That action was a matter of survival! Ha-Ha!!! I'm such an ass...

Melanie-

Teach me a thing or 2 or 7? I'm waiting for that APP.

2:03 PM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

I absolutely adore this photograph, and the glasses look stunning! Now the hat, well, it is unusual....

This may not be a big secret, but I truly miss my beloved dog Astro. What I miss most though is kissing him, and waking up in the morning and making sure he is alright....I know this is no secret to you, dear Jen....

Hope you are well..
xoxox

3:33 PM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Mary--

It just might be me. But then again maybe not! You asking me questions is in no way making up for the fact you did not reveal a secret!!!!


LostOkie-

I spoke to Melanie, and if you were single...you application would be on top of the pile, but since you are married...file 13 baby.
Ok--whose Mom's friend did you make out with? Monty?, The Guffins?
Oh for another secret from me: I will have to think on it.

Hello Dearest Barb-

I know you miss Astro. Bless his heart.
The hat is a pill box hat I got at a flea market.
I bet you have a few good secrets....Miss Sharon Stone!!!

xo
Jen

5:52 AM  
Blogger Fightin' Mad Mary said...

okay...here's a secret about me - sometimes I wear sports bras to work just because they make my chest look smaller, and I only have a C cup!

8:05 AM  
Blogger lostokie said...

Your way off Paris lady.

Not the Guffins.

No Ketchup.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Mary-

OOOOh what a saucy secret. In boob job capital of the world--you choose to make your mammary pals smaller. Saucy indeed!

4:38 AM  
Blogger katiedid said...

Oh you are so adorable! Pretty lady, you!

I have no interesting secrets. I feel like if I am sharing one I ought to come up with something interesting. I got nuthin'. Oh wait, I know. I secretly dig trimming my toenails. Like, especially the big toe. When a nice big chuck of nail gets clipped off it, I feel satisified, like I've really accomplished something. That's not interesting is it? Just kind of sad.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Oh Katie,

Thank you for the kind words from Mystery Girl. I am intrigued by your toenail fetish. I used to cut my own toenails and you know what that got me? An ingrown toenail. Now I just get regular pedicures so I am not tempted to cut it down to the bone and get another ingrown nail. YIKES!

xo

5:04 PM  
Blogger arizonagolfpro said...

This is way too funny.. The new chatroom has relocated to BLOG comments... LOL

Jen...just wanted to let you know I still check out your blogs...and you still rock!

xoxo

J

4:18 PM  

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